So yeah, I am sure you must have encountered those unpleasant conversations with relatives in family functions where you wondered, did their grey matter fell somewhere or what?! I know right!
So here I am, presenting you with some of the classics! Enjoy!
1. Are tumhari height toh kafi chhoti reh gyi! Badi mushkil hogi bad me!
Really Aunty? Tell me something, did you face problems because of your small thinking? No, I mean I never faced problems because of my small height. Just make sure you don’t feed your small thinking to your son along with Complan!
You see Aunty, people like you who have zero artistic inclination will never understand that marks don’t decide your career, your interests do! But anyway, I heard your engineer son is preparing for Civil Services exams?
Yeah right, Aunty! In fact just so you know, guys are indeed better friends than girls! And who can know that better than you? I mean, I am glad that I didn’t make friends with girls, at least my children won’t have to face such bickering from their aunts!
Yeah, Aunty actually I earn really well so I make sure to eat well too. You see, life is much more than fussing about weight! But anyways you say, I heard you joined the gym? Did your doctor advise you too?
Yes, Aunty, you see some people have to go to their jobs everyday and travel a lot! We actually choose our careers over our skin color! Priorities! Anyways you tell me how’s your job of sitting-idle-at-home-and-bitching going?!
Oh! Jealous much Aunty!? Actually, we prefer spending time on social media rather than sitting idle at home and bitching about others! What about you?
Aunty probably around the same time when you’re going to stop poking around in everyone’s lives! But Oh wait! That’s never gonna happen right?