Indians have such a flabbergasting sense of humour. hate it or love it twitter is one of the best source of our entertainment in our boring and hectic life. We can make even a hilarious laugh hysterically with just a 140-character tweet. Its a superpower of Indians. sometimes we never go through 140 characters jokes but you don’t know size doesn’t really matter. these are some best tweets made by Indians on twitter which kept me laughing all the time.
India's national food should be Kasam.
— Namelass (@DilliBelle) November 9, 2011
Background mein dono Kaho Na Pyaar hai step Kar rahe hai pic.twitter.com/9jTu9IPVgn
— Agent Coulson fan (@maxprat) August 7, 2016
Me talking about my crush when he isn't looking pic.twitter.com/x2LrTWjAYw
— world is a fuck (@4ngery) September 29, 2014
Review of Raabta: Just add "Kha" to the title.
— InGenious (@Bees_Kut) June 9, 2017
??: I love you too
??: ich liebe dich auch
??: jag älskar dig också
??: पापा नहीं मानेंगे
— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) May 5, 2017
How we (Indians) describe beautiful places of our country.
"Wahan jao, lagega hi nahi ki India me ho"
— Sash (@sashbv) June 6, 2017
In school, I wanted to be the class monitor so that no one checks my dirty shoes and long nails. Some people join politics for same reasons.
— SwatKat- The dancing Rajput ? (@swatic12) May 3, 2017
Lets take a moment to acknowledge the oddity of Akshay Kumars shaved armpits in this movie.Boat party anyone? pic.twitter.com/Ei8f4aQMQa
— Purva (@thatobesewoman) March 1, 2015
Everybody's a Prabhudeva if you put a bee in their chaddis
— world is a fuck (@4ngery) June 14, 2015
There is vegetarian and then there is "I won't kiss you on the mouth because you had butter chicken last week" vegetarian.
— Purva (@thatobesewoman) November 15, 2014
Ordered something known as a Pizzette, got four of Usha Uthup's bindis instead. pic.twitter.com/WUSPkqaUAz
— Namelass (@DilliBelle) December 12, 2014
Love bites chhupane ki Ninja technique. pic.twitter.com/fA3xe3f3cg
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) December 21, 2017
Deepika Padukone height is 1.74m, but Rani Padmavati height was 1.75 m. Bhansali is destroying history so #WeBoycottPadmavati
— Swami (@mohitraj) November 11, 2017
Priyanka Chopra: Get my Khakee
P: My khakee, khaakee…
A: But you're already wearing it
P: Gaadi ki chaabi la bhosadi ke.
— Numbyaar (@NumbYaar) May 2, 2017
Girlfriend: Only goodnight? Aren’t you forgetting something?
Boyfriend: Oh. Dear Customer, as per Govt. directive, it's mandatory to link your Aadhaar to all your bank A/cs before 31-Dec'17.
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) November 28, 2017
This is the 3rd time I'm removing malai from my chai and it's getting out of hand now. pic.twitter.com/kdeVf151Fj
— ? (@pranavsapra) May 2, 2017
Pic1: When Two girls wear same dress.
Pic2: When Two boys wear same dress. pic.twitter.com/CLeLy2tL18
— Akram ?? (@akramismm) October 21, 2017
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) December 11, 2017
Facebook – Mohalle wali aunty version pic.twitter.com/xUe49VVG6R
— SwatKat- The dancing Rajput ? (@swatic12) October 24, 2017
"There's a wedding in my family. So, for next 7 days, I own the street in front of my house."
— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) April 9, 2017